September202014

zecrazzie:

zecrazzie:

twotabletaylor:

Austin just watched The Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time.

"just watched".

JUST WATCHED HE SAYS.

JUST WATCHED AS THOUGH I HAVE NOT BEEN WATCHING THIS FUCKING TRILOGY FOR THE PAST FOUR FUCKING MONTHS. IT’S THAT LONG.

I MEAN CHRIST

THIS FUCKING THING

THERE WERE SO DAMN MANY GAY UNDERTONES I CAN’T BELIEVE SEAN ASTIN EVEN AGREED TO KISS A FUCKING GIRL AT THE END OF THE FUCKING MOVIE

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON LIV TYLER.

IT WASN’T EVEN A WELL WRITTEN ROMANCE BUT SOMEHOW SHE MANAGED TO ADD ENOUGH LIV TYLER TO HER FIVE MINUTES OF CUMULATIVE SCREEN TIME TO SOMEHOW PISS ME OFF MORE THAN THE FUCKING ANIMAL CRACKER SCENE IN FUCKING ARMAGEDDON.

AND THEY STILL MANAGED TO END IT WITH FUCKING BILBO AND FRODO BITCHING OFF INTO THE SUNSET STILL BITCHING ABOUT THE FUCKING MAGICAL RING THAT HASN’T BEEN MAGICAL SINCE IT WAS FUCKING DESTROYED FOUR FUCKING YEARS EARLIER - also a shorter amount of time in the movies than when watching the movies.

No. I did not like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And now I finally see that there’s only so many people in the fandom because YOU’VE GOT  FUCKING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AFTER SPENDING SO MUCH DAMN TIME WATCHING THE FUCKING THINGS.

(via twotabletaylor)

9PM

givememountaindew:

Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years. 

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Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.

(via ruinedchildhood)

9PM

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

(via hotelflurdufladufladufladufla)

9PM

elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 

(via twotabletaylor)

9PM

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
9PM

kingofecchi:

Mikasa's great escape.

(Source: kingofecchi, via hotelflurdufladufladufladufla)

9PM
youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and


om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and

om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.

(via twotabletaylor)

9PM

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via hotelflurdufladufladufladufla)

9PM
9PM

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via hotelflurdufladufladufladufla)

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